/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Sometimes, I feel like I don't even know you," my girlfriend lamented.

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They say you shouldn't run with scissors.

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"Looks like there's four still at the petting zoo," said the matron of the orphanage after counting all the children that made it back on the bus.

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I scratched, but the itching feeling kept coming back.

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Mom gave me a hug and finished squeezing the lemons into the pitcher.

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I'm not sure what I expected when I came in for the deep tissue massage the parlor advertised.

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I always called her 'Honey'.

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"It's a boy!" he shouted.

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Our baby was born with a bit more hair on him than was normal.

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I smiled when I heard my young daughter say she was going to go wash the baby.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sometimes, I feel like I don't even know you," my girlfriend lamented.	18
They say you shouldn't run with scissors.	17
"Looks like there's four still at the petting zoo," said the matron of the orphanage after counting all the children that made it back on the bus.	17
I scratched, but the itching feeling kept coming back.	16
Mom gave me a hug and finished squeezing the lemons into the pitcher.	16
I'm not sure what I expected when I came in for the deep tissue massage the parlor advertised.	16
I always called her 'Honey'.	15
"It's a boy!" he shouted.	15
Our baby was born with a bit more hair on him than was normal.	15
I smiled when I heard my young daughter say she was going to go wash the baby.	15