/u/mistaque's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After watching a late night infomercial, you buy a knife because of all the outlandish claims. In reality, the knife can do far, far more than what the ad claimed.
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[WP] The only hope the kingdom has rests with a beautiful witch, a very loud princess, a clumsy thief, and a fairy that likes to set things on fire.
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[WP] The inmates have taken over the asylum. However, they're having a much greater success rate of rehabilitation then the doctors ever did.
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[WP] An average day for a 'Geek Squad'-like tech support crew, except they fix the blundering mistakes of wizards and magic users.
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[WP] "The 'happily ever afters' never last," said the woman who was once known as Cinderella. "They may give you a reprieve of a few decades to live your life and raise a family, but the problem when you have fairy godparents is that they really don't want to stop playing with their favorite toy."
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[WP] A group of adventurers find a magical twenty-sided dice which seems to be able to control fate itself.
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[WP] Cats used to have ten lives each, but one was always given as a tithe to the king of cats. Somewhere out there, there is a very clever cat with billions of lives.
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[WP] A group of scientists manage to travel forwards in time only to find out that their kind are extinct and that mammalian apes called humans rule the planet.
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[WP] Long after humanity has vanished from the galaxy, a ship full of evolved dogs seeking 'The Old Masters' encounters a ship of evolved cats seeking 'Those that gave shelter'.
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