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[WP] Your cat keeps bringing you gifts. When you said you didn't want any small dead animals anymore, the gifts became larger and more elaborate.
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"I'm going to learn what you do to help and protect you," the old puppet master was happy when his living puppet stated as he watched him work with childish curiosity.
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[EU] After Master Splinter leaves on a journey, his students realize that they can eat all the pizza they want and not attend mandatory ninja practice. So when Splinter returns, he finds that his students have become Teenage Mutant Morbidly Obese Turtles.
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[WP] A person who can read minds works the night shift as an IT tech just so they can get some peace and quiet. One night, they detect a presence of a mind coming from one of the servers.
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[EU] Aladdin and Jasmine have grown old together and are nearing the end of their lives, but Genie is now realizing that he will once again be alone soon.
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[WP] While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
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'Summer sausage -->' said the dripping letters of a freshly painted sign that was nailed to a tree and pointed off towards a small winding gravel path through the shadowy woods.
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[WP] They say that 95% of the ocean is unexplored. That is untrue. We just really, REALLY don't want to bother what lives down there.
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