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An itsy-bitsy spider climbed up my water spout.

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As I sat upon the toilet, I felt the gentle caress of Poseidon's kiss.

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Mommy and Daddy always say that if I get lost and can't find them to find someone I trust and ask them for help.

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The warrior searched the battlefield, finally finding his father's bloody corpse, and said "Are you finally proud of me?"

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Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a new State Trooper.

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Following his father's final wishes, he snuck into the park after hours and spread the ashes in the haunted mansion.

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John Henry was a steel driving man.

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AITA for not sharing with my brother?

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I never felt bad about the stealing and robbery, and I've grown deaf to the pleas for mercy and cries of ain.

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The second worst part was locating all the unmarked graves at the juvenile prison.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
An itsy-bitsy spider climbed up my water spout.	5811
As I sat upon the toilet, I felt the gentle caress of Poseidon's kiss.	2465
Mommy and Daddy always say that if I get lost and can't find them to find someone I trust and ask them for help.	107
The warrior searched the battlefield, finally finding his father's bloody corpse, and said "Are you finally proud of me?"	104
Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a new State Trooper.	54
Following his father's final wishes, he snuck into the park after hours and spread the ashes in the haunted mansion.	54
John Henry was a steel driving man.	27
AITA for not sharing with my brother?	19
I never felt bad about the stealing and robbery, and I've grown deaf to the pleas for mercy and cries of ain.	17
The second worst part was locating all the unmarked graves at the juvenile prison.	15