/u/mofohank's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My new therapist promised he could cure me of my fixation with that serial killer who performs autopsies on his live victims.

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"I love you too," I replied as we held each other, crying tears of joy.

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28 and, embarrassingly, still a virgin.

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Body paralysed, communications dead, spinning away from the crippled ship into deep space, the astronaut soon realised the best he could hope for was a quick death.

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"When you grow up, you'll find it's fun to break rules," my teacher explained when I questioned our secret meetings.

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Half-listening to him moan about not booking a gig in years, the teacher began to regret inviting the boy's magician dad to talk to the class.

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Through the window I watched lights blink out until there was only darkness.

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I tried to act natural as she waltzed back into the room, the rohypnol now hidden in my palm.

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"The sharks can't get into the cage," the captain reassured the couple bobbing in the water, fiddling with their scuba gear.

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Woken by a sudden feeling of dread, I flicked on the bedside lamp and spun to face the corner of the room.. but it was empty.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new therapist promised he could cure me of my fixation with that serial killer who performs autopsies on his live victims.	10805
"I love you too," I replied as we held each other, crying tears of joy.	10353
28 and, embarrassingly, still a virgin.	1468
Body paralysed, communications dead, spinning away from the crippled ship into deep space, the astronaut soon realised the best he could hope for was a quick death.	1021
"When you grow up, you'll find it's fun to break rules," my teacher explained when I questioned our secret meetings.	637
Half-listening to him moan about not booking a gig in years, the teacher began to regret inviting the boy's magician dad to talk to the class.	401
Through the window I watched lights blink out until there was only darkness.	177
I tried to act natural as she waltzed back into the room, the rohypnol now hidden in my palm.	165
"The sharks can't get into the cage," the captain reassured the couple bobbing in the water, fiddling with their scuba gear.	163
Woken by a sudden feeling of dread, I flicked on the bedside lamp and spun to face the corner of the room.. but it was empty.	104