/u/mollymolotov666's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"My husband always knew how to take my breath away with his thoughtful presents."

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"My boyfriend jokingly calls me his little 'yandere' girl because I'm so obviously and completely infatuated with him..."

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"I wept as my parents carefully put my toys in boxes to be donated to charity..."

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I was always afraid of being buried alive, so I opted for cremation, instead.

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"They told me to stop spinning my little brother around so fast that his feet left the ground, but I know what I'm doing."

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"My parents told me to never accept candy from strangers, especially if they're trying to get me into their car."

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The label on the face cream read, "if it's tinging, it's working."

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"I was almost late for work looking for my cat, so I had no choice but to leave, and look for her when I got home."

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"My son accused me of loving my pet tiger more than him."

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"I spent my entire life studying the Fermi Paradox in order to discover life in the universe."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"My husband always knew how to take my breath away with his thoughtful presents."	105
"My boyfriend jokingly calls me his little 'yandere' girl because I'm so obviously and completely infatuated with him..."	57
"I wept as my parents carefully put my toys in boxes to be donated to charity..."	43
I was always afraid of being buried alive, so I opted for cremation, instead.	40
"They told me to stop spinning my little brother around so fast that his feet left the ground, but I know what I'm doing."	30
"My parents told me to never accept candy from strangers, especially if they're trying to get me into their car."	23
The label on the face cream read, "if it's tinging, it's working."	22
"I was almost late for work looking for my cat, so I had no choice but to leave, and look for her when I got home."	13
"My son accused me of loving my pet tiger more than him."	11
"I spent my entire life studying the Fermi Paradox in order to discover life in the universe."	10