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"This can't be!" the televangelist screamed at the skies as he watched the very atheist he condemned yesterday ascend to heaven while he himself stayed on earth.

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"I'll kill myself if you leave me," he cries.

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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

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Mom says don't talk to strangers.

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I thought killing my father would make it stop.

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Ever hear of the saying, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"?

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"Keep closed for the love of god," I read the message aloud, turning the warm metal knob and opening the door.

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My therapist leaned forward and said with compassion, "I want you to know you aren't weak for seeking help."

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"Spooky," I laugh as the shadows in my kitchen form a spined creature.

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The sweat drips down my temple as I realize I'm definitely being followed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"This can't be!" the televangelist screamed at the skies as he watched the very atheist he condemned yesterday ascend to heaven while he himself stayed on earth.	568	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'll kill myself if you leave me," he cries.	487	TwoSentenceHorror
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."	217	TwoSentenceHorror
Mom says don't talk to strangers.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought killing my father would make it stop.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
Ever hear of the saying, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"?	35	TwoSentenceHorror
"Keep closed for the love of god," I read the message aloud, turning the warm metal knob and opening the door.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
My therapist leaned forward and said with compassion, "I want you to know you aren't weak for seeking help."	28	TwoSentenceHorror
"Spooky," I laugh as the shadows in my kitchen form a spined creature.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
The sweat drips down my temple as I realize I'm definitely being followed.	26	TwoSentenceHorror