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'INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...'

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Every night I check under my kid's bed for monsters.

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After three days in the desert, the vultures stopped circling and began to land.

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After forgetting to bring my CPAP machine on vacation with me, I was glad to get home and strap it on for a decent night's sleep.

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The Monkey in the Cornfield

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Unfortunately, I missed the wedding.

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In that instant, I realised it wasn't that they were too stupid to paint 'Beware of Dog' properly.

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I teased my wife about how she'd been extra affectionate last night, stroking my chest and neck as we drifted off to sleep.

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Who even reads all the crazy possible side effects on their medications?

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"In the spirit of curiosity and perseverance, we take these first steps on behalf of all man-,"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
'INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...'	3724	TwoSentenceHorror
Every night I check under my kid's bed for monsters.	108	TwoSentenceHorror
After three days in the desert, the vultures stopped circling and began to land.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
After forgetting to bring my CPAP machine on vacation with me, I was glad to get home and strap it on for a decent night's sleep.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
The Monkey in the Cornfield	57	nosleep
Unfortunately, I missed the wedding.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
In that instant, I realised it wasn't that they were too stupid to paint 'Beware of Dog' properly.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
I teased my wife about how she'd been extra affectionate last night, stroking my chest and neck as we drifted off to sleep.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
Who even reads all the crazy possible side effects on their medications?	20	TwoSentenceHorror
"In the spirit of curiosity and perseverance, we take these first steps on behalf of all man-,"	12	TwoSentenceHorror