/u/mouthwordpasta's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I got pregnant, I lied to my husband about whose baby it was.

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“Zip up this jacket and put on this hat, it’s cold outside” the man spoke softly to the young boy.

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All of my life, I’ve never felt truly in control, so today I made the spontaneous decision to go for a morning swim to mix things up a bit.

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For my third genie wish, I wished to be a king.

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I finally got around to cleaning my fridge.

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A man claiming to be a magician was flirting with me at the bar boasted about all of the tricks he could perform, he told me that he could make anybody disappear.

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I lost my first big fight yesterday against a much stronger opponent.

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As my baby laid limp in my arms, I scrambled to pull up the YouTube tutorial for infant CPR.

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The man went on a walk through the forest, not knowing it was deer hunting season.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I got pregnant, I lied to my husband about whose baby it was.	4849
“Zip up this jacket and put on this hat, it’s cold outside” the man spoke softly to the young boy.	1947
All of my life, I’ve never felt truly in control, so today I made the spontaneous decision to go for a morning swim to mix things up a bit.	719
For my third genie wish, I wished to be a king.	100
I finally got around to cleaning my fridge.	32
A man claiming to be a magician was flirting with me at the bar boasted about all of the tricks he could perform, he told me that he could make anybody disappear.	14
I lost my first big fight yesterday against a much stronger opponent.	9
As my baby laid limp in my arms, I scrambled to pull up the YouTube tutorial for infant CPR.	8
The man went on a walk through the forest, not knowing it was deer hunting season.	2