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“With females you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”, my old man once said.

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My daughter put red handprints on the wall after I let her play with finger paint, so I ended up having to recolor the whole room.

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After an exhausting day at work I rushed home to my lonely apartment in a frenzy, desperate to relieve myself after such an excruciatingly long drive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“With females you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”, my old man once said.	1619
My daughter put red handprints on the wall after I let her play with finger paint, so I ended up having to recolor the whole room.	83
After an exhausting day at work I rushed home to my lonely apartment in a frenzy, desperate to relieve myself after such an excruciatingly long drive.	39