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As the apple reappeared on the teleportation pad, the little room, abuzz with excited chatter from investors and researchers, suddenly quieted, a deafening silence settling.

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“Hey dude, did you know you swallow eight spiders per year in your sleep?”

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“I thought your kind had to be invited!” she shrieked, backing away in horror.

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“Just a few more pounds and then I’ll be happy,” I promised the miserable person in the mirror.

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I breathed a sigh or relief as the arthritic pain in my legs suddenly stopped.

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"I wish you could understand, what I'm going through, but you never-"

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When the guests discovered what was for dinner, they began to leave in droves.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the apple reappeared on the teleportation pad, the little room, abuzz with excited chatter from investors and researchers, suddenly quieted, a deafening silence settling.	5785
“Hey dude, did you know you swallow eight spiders per year in your sleep?”	414
“I thought your kind had to be invited!” she shrieked, backing away in horror.	145
“Just a few more pounds and then I’ll be happy,” I promised the miserable person in the mirror.	56
I breathed a sigh or relief as the arthritic pain in my legs suddenly stopped.	24
"I wish you could understand, what I'm going through, but you never-"	23
When the guests discovered what was for dinner, they began to leave in droves.	16