/u/mtp6921's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Growing up as a poor immigrant kid in New York, my fondest memories during Christmas time was when the generous small business owner would open a soup kitchen on Christmas Eve.

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As I gazed up into the stars.

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The hospital’s CEO gave me a big thumbs up for saving the kitchen money

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I took my two kids for a Sunday ride to see the lake

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The car ride across the country felt like it took forever in the disgusting heat.

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I had my son watch an after school special on the negative affects of peer influence.

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The robber pointed his gun at me and said “tell Jesus I said hi”.

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No matter what house I bought my wife always wanted something bigger and better.

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When I moved into my new farm house in the Fall-time my new neighbors were impressed by how my scarecrows scared away the crows.

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I wanted to get one more wave in before darkness was setting in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Growing up as a poor immigrant kid in New York, my fondest memories during Christmas time was when the generous small business owner would open a soup kitchen on Christmas Eve.	21
As I gazed up into the stars.	21
The hospital’s CEO gave me a big thumbs up for saving the kitchen money	21
I took my two kids for a Sunday ride to see the lake	20
The car ride across the country felt like it took forever in the disgusting heat.	18
I had my son watch an after school special on the negative affects of peer influence.	17
The robber pointed his gun at me and said “tell Jesus I said hi”.	15
No matter what house I bought my wife always wanted something bigger and better.	15
When I moved into my new farm house in the Fall-time my new neighbors were impressed by how my scarecrows scared away the crows.	14
I wanted to get one more wave in before darkness was setting in.	13