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My therapist said that I have to teach my son to be more accountable for his actions.

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With our kids love of swimming and my wife’s meticulous planning, I wasn’t surprised that my wife called the Florida bureau of tourism to ascertain that the St. John’s River had the largest alligator population.

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I was always superstitious which caused me to never walk under a ladder or cross a black cat.

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I told them it was unacceptable that my steak was overdone and they had no ketchup for my fries.

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My side gig at work really made up for my lack of a raise.

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My husband who never cooks tried to make eggs with our kids, so after asking me 100 times who to do, I yelled from the living room just freaking beat them.

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Funeral Homes are having a hard time finding new customers because of the high cost associated with burials.

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As I walked into WaWa, a mother was coming out carrying a pack of cigarettes while holding her toddler daughter’s hand.

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My wife wanted to add a pool in the backyard.

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It’s just water under the bridge

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My therapist said that I have to teach my son to be more accountable for his actions.	13
With our kids love of swimming and my wife’s meticulous planning, I wasn’t surprised that my wife called the Florida bureau of tourism to ascertain that the St. John’s River had the largest alligator population.	13
I was always superstitious which caused me to never walk under a ladder or cross a black cat.	12
I told them it was unacceptable that my steak was overdone and they had no ketchup for my fries.	12
My side gig at work really made up for my lack of a raise.	10
My husband who never cooks tried to make eggs with our kids, so after asking me 100 times who to do, I yelled from the living room just freaking beat them.	9
Funeral Homes are having a hard time finding new customers because of the high cost associated with burials.	8
As I walked into WaWa, a mother was coming out carrying a pack of cigarettes while holding her toddler daughter’s hand.	8
My wife wanted to add a pool in the backyard.	8
It’s just water under the bridge	6