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Our flight over the Atlantic was smooth sailing

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The last time I went to church was five years ago and there were no parishioners in the pews

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Nobody in my family wanted me around when I was alive

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I took my wife for a nice car ride to the country

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I woke up and said to my husband “that was the best sex we ever had last night.”

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Even though I wasn’t married, my dad was proud when I told him I was pregnant, then he waved to me and hung up the phone

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My wife wouldn’t stop nagging me about downsizing the house so I put a bunch of unwanted items onto the curb.

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Physician Interns are a great asset to the hospital during this Crisis especially when helping to pronounce victims.

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I had to urinate so bad during the football game.

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The Canadian army opens fire on thousands of white Americans running into the country.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Our flight over the Atlantic was smooth sailing	6
The last time I went to church was five years ago and there were no parishioners in the pews	6
Nobody in my family wanted me around when I was alive	5
I took my wife for a nice car ride to the country	5
I woke up and said to my husband “that was the best sex we ever had last night.”	5
Even though I wasn’t married, my dad was proud when I told him I was pregnant, then he waved to me and hung up the phone	5
My wife wouldn’t stop nagging me about downsizing the house so I put a bunch of unwanted items onto the curb.	4
Physician Interns are a great asset to the hospital during this Crisis especially when helping to pronounce victims.	3
I had to urinate so bad during the football game.	2
The Canadian army opens fire on thousands of white Americans running into the country.	2