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I knew my neighbor was planning a home birth, so when the screaming and banging started I put my noise cancellation headphones on and went to sleep.

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“Hi there, how can I help you?”, I politely asked the young man and two girls standing at my room door.

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As I left my family in my hotel room I made sure to not forget the do not disturb sign.

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Why do expired pregnancy tests give positive results?

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How many times would I have to use a metal straw before tossing it to make it less damaging to the environment / lower footprint and energy consumption than using a plastic straw each time?

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As usual on a Saturday morning, I felt my dog Sandy licking my ankle to slowly wake me up to take her for a walk.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew my neighbor was planning a home birth, so when the screaming and banging started I put my noise cancellation headphones on and went to sleep.	495	TwoSentenceHorror
“Hi there, how can I help you?”, I politely asked the young man and two girls standing at my room door.	165	TwoSentenceHorror
As I left my family in my hotel room I made sure to not forget the do not disturb sign.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Why do expired pregnancy tests give positive results?	3	askscience
How many times would I have to use a metal straw before tossing it to make it less damaging to the environment / lower footprint and energy consumption than using a plastic straw each time?	1	askscience
As usual on a Saturday morning, I felt my dog Sandy licking my ankle to slowly wake me up to take her for a walk.	1	TwoSentenceHorror