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Advice needed, what did my fellow parents do when your baby started drawing on the walls?

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My wife just ran out of the kitchen in tears because she lost her ring

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I gotta say that I found it sort of funny when I saw ‘nicest porn’ in my search history after lending my laptop to my brother. NSFW

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My daddy is always falling asleep in the garden.

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I don’t have much time before he finds me but I need one of you to send the police to my location, the address is:

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I thought I had a hair in my mouth, so I went to pull it out.

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As I was walking down the pier, one of the fisherman really caught my eye.

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As his sharp, thin knife sliced my skin open, I tried to scream for help.

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I was chopping the vegetables for my salad and almost ended up losing a finger.

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Dad said I couldn't go to the Minecraft pIace I saw a sign for.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Advice needed, what did my fellow parents do when your baby started drawing on the walls?	12320	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife just ran out of the kitchen in tears because she lost her ring	2575	TwoSentenceHorror
I gotta say that I found it sort of funny when I saw ‘nicest porn’ in my search history after lending my laptop to my brother. NSFW	1093	TwoSentenceHorror
My daddy is always falling asleep in the garden.	627	TwoSentenceHorror
I don’t have much time before he finds me but I need one of you to send the police to my location, the address is:	331	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I had a hair in my mouth, so I went to pull it out.	229	TwoSentenceHorror
As I was walking down the pier, one of the fisherman really caught my eye.	164	TwoSentenceHorror
As his sharp, thin knife sliced my skin open, I tried to scream for help.	138	TwoSentenceHorror
I was chopping the vegetables for my salad and almost ended up losing a finger.	123	TwoSentenceHorror
Dad said I couldn't go to the Minecraft pIace I saw a sign for.	49	TwoSentenceHorror