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Despite my asexual nature, I’m glad I finally succumbed to my friends matchmaking efforts and went on a date with the ‘weird’ girl in the village.

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Her eyes were like infinity pools that captivated me while her smile was as bright as the sun.

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“I’m back “ said my daughter in a voice that wasn’t hers.

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As I sat down to my boiled egg breakfast I could still hear the gypsy woman’s last words to me, “You are what you eat “.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Despite my asexual nature, I’m glad I finally succumbed to my friends matchmaking efforts and went on a date with the ‘weird’ girl in the village.	365
Her eyes were like infinity pools that captivated me while her smile was as bright as the sun.	43
“I’m back “ said my daughter in a voice that wasn’t hers.	36
As I sat down to my boiled egg breakfast I could still hear the gypsy woman’s last words to me, “You are what you eat “.	1