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"Don't worry, the alcohol will evaporate" said my uncle after pourung wine in the curry.

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I forgot the scientific word for why cat's eyes glow in the dark.

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I feel like my knife collection is going dull.

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"I'm not against bath's, I just tend to prefer a shower" I said shyly while trying to back away.

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I just looked for the bible in my local bookshop.

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I thought I would have had my share of surprise when an unknown number started messaging me claiming to be 'an old school friend'.

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Fear filled me when my cousins grip loosened.

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"Are we tired?" mocked the teacher the student who had just slept in class.

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"Sweetie, I think that girl you just hit is still alive!

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Yesterday I walked downstairs at about 3 am to get me a glass of water and offered one to the man that appeared in my living room.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry, the alcohol will evaporate" said my uncle after pourung wine in the curry.	142	TwoSentenceComedy
I forgot the scientific word for why cat's eyes glow in the dark.	110	TwoSentenceHorror
I feel like my knife collection is going dull.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm not against bath's, I just tend to prefer a shower" I said shyly while trying to back away.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I just looked for the bible in my local bookshop.	11	TwoSentenceComedy
I thought I would have had my share of surprise when an unknown number started messaging me claiming to be 'an old school friend'.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
Fear filled me when my cousins grip loosened.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
"Are we tired?" mocked the teacher the student who had just slept in class.	6	TwoSentenceComedy
"Sweetie, I think that girl you just hit is still alive!	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Yesterday I walked downstairs at about 3 am to get me a glass of water and offered one to the man that appeared in my living room.	4	TwoSentenceHorror