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“Siri, call 911!”
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Mommy says my baby brother keeps kicking her in the tummy.
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I heard a noise outside and woke with a start.
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I pulled open the shower curtain and saw the masked man with the rusty knife in his hand.
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Oh my god, I can't believe I'm winning a Grammy!
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I'm getting to be really good at parkour.
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Best part about having your own kids?
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Mary had a little lamb
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My wife told me not to shave my head, she said I'd get less sex if I did.
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What’s the best way to warm up?
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“Siri, call 911!”
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Mommy says my baby brother keeps kicking her in the tummy.
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I heard a noise outside and woke with a start.
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I pulled open the shower curtain and saw the masked man with the rusty knife in his hand.
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Oh my god, I can't believe I'm winning a Grammy!
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I'm getting to be really good at parkour.
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Best part about having your own kids?
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Mary had a little lamb
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My wife told me not to shave my head, she said I'd get less sex if I did.
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What’s the best way to warm up?
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