/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The only reason you came to this sub is because deep down YOU are sick.

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"My dad told me that people drink this stuff and then 'see the green fairy.'"

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I finally climbed into bed and stretched my tired legs under the soft blankets.

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She never told me her fetish involved squeezing testes until they ruptured.

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"Please, let me live- I've got kids, I can't die- please!"

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My wife asked for a dick pick.

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I’m tired of the same old...

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“The good news is your gonna be famous.”

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I just couldn't take any more uncertainty, so I finally worked up the courage to ask her out...

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She hooked me up to brainwave monitors, and pressed a gun against my head.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The only reason you came to this sub is because deep down YOU are sick.	3
"My dad told me that people drink this stuff and then 'see the green fairy.'"	3
I finally climbed into bed and stretched my tired legs under the soft blankets.	3
She never told me her fetish involved squeezing testes until they ruptured.	3
"Please, let me live- I've got kids, I can't die- please!"	3
My wife asked for a dick pick.	3
I’m tired of the same old...	3
“The good news is your gonna be famous.”	3
I just couldn't take any more uncertainty, so I finally worked up the courage to ask her out...	3
She hooked me up to brainwave monitors, and pressed a gun against my head.	3