/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Dogs are too big to use as feed for boa constrictors.

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”They do not know God and the Holy Trinity, convert them!”

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"Oh, their canvas paintings are merely fodder for simple folk, their most impressive works are their live medium sculptures- as you will soon see."

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The thing about trying to make a voodoo doll- the spirits won’t pay attention if it’s not mostly built of human flesh and bones.

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When I was a kid I collected lucky rabbits feet.

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I see the flashing blues and reds in my rear view.

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I like posting to r/confession whenever I lose control and hurt somebody real bad.

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Assholes keep accusing me of karma whoring my mom’s death.

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Ewwww, I just walked in on my brother sucking-face with his girlfriend!

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I told Mr. Lucas that Tracy was calling me dirty names.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dogs are too big to use as feed for boa constrictors.	3
”They do not know God and the Holy Trinity, convert them!”	3
"Oh, their canvas paintings are merely fodder for simple folk, their most impressive works are their live medium sculptures- as you will soon see."	3
The thing about trying to make a voodoo doll- the spirits won’t pay attention if it’s not mostly built of human flesh and bones.	3
When I was a kid I collected lucky rabbits feet.	2
I see the flashing blues and reds in my rear view.	2
I like posting to r/confession whenever I lose control and hurt somebody real bad.	2
Assholes keep accusing me of karma whoring my mom’s death.	2
Ewwww, I just walked in on my brother sucking-face with his girlfriend!	2
I told Mr. Lucas that Tracy was calling me dirty names.	2