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My only real motivation was simple utilitarianism, there was no better method.

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They just made a movie based on one of my twosentencehorrors, it made shit loads of money and I got nothing.

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I’m pretty sure my chili is gonna win 1st place this year!

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They keep boasting about their 28 points of articulation, like its some huge feat of engineering... it’s actually just pathetic.

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The man cowered in the mud and stared at his hands.

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I really wish my in laws would stop asking how my wife and I are doing.

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The brain is a finite space, the more you cram in there the sooner it runs out.

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It’s gonna be a long time before I need to buy more hide for my leather working.

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We didn’t want to attract any animals, so we dumped the leftover food in the latrine.

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“Mommy I’m cold can I sleep in your bed?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My only real motivation was simple utilitarianism, there was no better method.	2
They just made a movie based on one of my twosentencehorrors, it made shit loads of money and I got nothing.	2
I’m pretty sure my chili is gonna win 1st place this year!	2
They keep boasting about their 28 points of articulation, like its some huge feat of engineering... it’s actually just pathetic.	2
The man cowered in the mud and stared at his hands.	2
I really wish my in laws would stop asking how my wife and I are doing.	2
The brain is a finite space, the more you cram in there the sooner it runs out.	2
It’s gonna be a long time before I need to buy more hide for my leather working.	2
We didn’t want to attract any animals, so we dumped the leftover food in the latrine.	2
“Mommy I’m cold can I sleep in your bed?”	2