/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Ya’ll libturds are gonna be happy yer livin’ next’er gun owners like me, if the goddern govern’nt ever comes to take away yer freedom!”

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Those goddamn antivaxxers are fucking up our research!

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The nukes fell, and we were just far enough from the city to survive the blast.

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What does it mean when one hair is a lot longer than the others,

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“After reviewing your posts and comment history...”

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Hello God, If my dad doesn’t come home safe from the hospital...

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I'm going to adopt a dog.

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I'm gonna bone up on your mom tonight.

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Turns out Hitler had a son...

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I live alone and even though it’s winter time and I don’t have heat in my house, the toilet seat was....

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Ya’ll libturds are gonna be happy yer livin’ next’er gun owners like me, if the goddern govern’nt ever comes to take away yer freedom!”	0
Those goddamn antivaxxers are fucking up our research!	0
The nukes fell, and we were just far enough from the city to survive the blast.	0
What does it mean when one hair is a lot longer than the others,	0
“After reviewing your posts and comment history...”	0
Hello God, If my dad doesn’t come home safe from the hospital...	0
I'm going to adopt a dog.	0
I'm gonna bone up on your mom tonight.	0
Turns out Hitler had a son...	0
I live alone and even though it’s winter time and I don’t have heat in my house, the toilet seat was....	0