/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

I’m gonna go vegetarian.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was only trying to crack my back!

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Bro, why is your hair standing up in the air?

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

You see some pretty gnarly shit as an EMT.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

How much karma do you think you’ll fetch if I upload you to r/snuff?

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Your honor, I believe semantics are important that’s why I’m offering the definition for the word ‘vandalism: an action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Life hack: to get the police to stop investigating your crimes, just murder them.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After inheriting my great grandfather’s estate, I found something unspeakable in the subterranean chambers of his long-abandoned domicile.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

If a crowd of zombies was rushing, it’d be easy to panic and shoot at the crowd instead of keeping your steady and taking down one at a time.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

We can not thrive as a nation, unless we embrace a truly and utterly free market!

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m gonna go vegetarian.	0
I was only trying to crack my back!	0
Bro, why is your hair standing up in the air?	0
You see some pretty gnarly shit as an EMT.	0
How much karma do you think you’ll fetch if I upload you to r/snuff?	0
Your honor, I believe semantics are important that’s why I’m offering the definition for the word ‘vandalism: an action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property.	0
Life hack: to get the police to stop investigating your crimes, just murder them.	0
After inheriting my great grandfather’s estate, I found something unspeakable in the subterranean chambers of his long-abandoned domicile.	0
If a crowd of zombies was rushing, it’d be easy to panic and shoot at the crowd instead of keeping your steady and taking down one at a time.	0
We can not thrive as a nation, unless we embrace a truly and utterly free market!	0