/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Hey google, do NOT ever play any James Taylor songs on this google assistant.”

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I didn’t realize I drifted into the other lane until the truck blasted its horn- by then it was too late.

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His excitement was butchered by total confusion as he watched his own body climb out of the 2000 year old burial chamber.

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My mom grounded me and sent me to my room without any video games.

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I know this doesn’t seem fair to you, but it’s just business.

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The boy laughed with his little brother as they chased make believe monsters through the pines.

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I don't really give a damn if a couple fucking-illiterate tribesmen try to put up a big protest.

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THE FUN IS OVER YOU WEIRD LITTLE FUCKS.

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Loaded up the live stream.

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Mr. mayor, this is going to sound... unconventional but hear me out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hey google, do NOT ever play any James Taylor songs on this google assistant.”	2
I didn’t realize I drifted into the other lane until the truck blasted its horn- by then it was too late.	2
His excitement was butchered by total confusion as he watched his own body climb out of the 2000 year old burial chamber.	2
My mom grounded me and sent me to my room without any video games.	2
I know this doesn’t seem fair to you, but it’s just business.	2
The boy laughed with his little brother as they chased make believe monsters through the pines.	1
I don't really give a damn if a couple fucking-illiterate tribesmen try to put up a big protest.	1
THE FUN IS OVER YOU WEIRD LITTLE FUCKS.	1
Loaded up the live stream.	1
Mr. mayor, this is going to sound... unconventional but hear me out.	1