/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I hated pooping in a public restroom, but it was either that or my pants.

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I went in for my yearly physical.

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Humans have a minor psychic sense, it’s best described as passive reception and will be easy to exploit.

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The weirdest customer I ever had?

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Not to put a downer on things, but did you guys hear about the maniac who’s been killing redditors?

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We made a promise that we’d starve to death before we ever resorted to THAT...

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“You should come over tonight, we’ve got some of finest bitches you’ve ever seen.”

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They said my dramatic brain in jury would heel and I’d reglover all my fuckkillties.

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I didn’t notice the pattern at first, but I finally figured out that each night I’m getting less and less sleep: one minute less every night.

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Dahmer was such an idiot.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hated pooping in a public restroom, but it was either that or my pants.	2
I went in for my yearly physical.	2
Humans have a minor psychic sense, it’s best described as passive reception and will be easy to exploit.	2
The weirdest customer I ever had?	2
Not to put a downer on things, but did you guys hear about the maniac who’s been killing redditors?	2
We made a promise that we’d starve to death before we ever resorted to THAT...	2
“You should come over tonight, we’ve got some of finest bitches you’ve ever seen.”	2
They said my dramatic brain in jury would heel and I’d reglover all my fuckkillties.	2
I didn’t notice the pattern at first, but I finally figured out that each night I’m getting less and less sleep: one minute less every night.	2
Dahmer was such an idiot.	2