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I sat down on a public toilet.

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My friends are always rubbing it in my face how much better they are at call of duty.

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Astral projection is real.

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“Peter, we’re pregnant!”

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"If they ever realize that they're all getting fucked over, they might band together to take us down."

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You ever heard a kid cry from a splinter?

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The lights were flickering in a spooky, fun kinda way so my kids and I made up some silly ghost stories and went to bed.

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The world has made a deliberate effort to dismantle the overwhelming majority of its nukes...

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People assume lycanthropy makes you some kind of savage beast that just eats everything that moves.

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Remember our goal is not to hunt humans.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I sat down on a public toilet.	1
My friends are always rubbing it in my face how much better they are at call of duty.	1
Astral projection is real.	1
“Peter, we’re pregnant!”	1
"If they ever realize that they're all getting fucked over, they might band together to take us down."	1
You ever heard a kid cry from a splinter?	1
The lights were flickering in a spooky, fun kinda way so my kids and I made up some silly ghost stories and went to bed.	1
The world has made a deliberate effort to dismantle the overwhelming majority of its nukes...	1
People assume lycanthropy makes you some kind of savage beast that just eats everything that moves.	1
Remember our goal is not to hunt humans.	1