/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At first, I was pretty happy for my cousin- he found the love of his life and I was honored to be in the wedding party.

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The death toll for covid is way higher than anybody is actually reporting. There are bodies in the street, and government censors controlling our media.

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“Okay, okay, I’ll cut you some slack!

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"Pwease don't kill me!"

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I was hoping it was a fluke, but I’ve been taking careful measurements for over two weeks!”

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She wrapped both hands tight around his shaft, and teased him to the point of release.

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One of my kindergarten students is obsessed with vampires- he keeps wearing those glow in the dark fangs to class.

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“I told my sister I better never see her dating any fuckin’ black boy- and now I find out she moved in with one!”

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It’s true, I’m the fun man.

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I’m pretty sure the necklace I bought at the pawn shop is lucky!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At first, I was pretty happy for my cousin- he found the love of his life and I was honored to be in the wedding party.	1
The death toll for covid is way higher than anybody is actually reporting. There are bodies in the street, and government censors controlling our media.	1
“Okay, okay, I’ll cut you some slack!	1
"Pwease don't kill me!"	1
I was hoping it was a fluke, but I’ve been taking careful measurements for over two weeks!”	1
She wrapped both hands tight around his shaft, and teased him to the point of release.	1
One of my kindergarten students is obsessed with vampires- he keeps wearing those glow in the dark fangs to class.	1
“I told my sister I better never see her dating any fuckin’ black boy- and now I find out she moved in with one!”	1
It’s true, I’m the fun man.	1
I’m pretty sure the necklace I bought at the pawn shop is lucky!	1