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Dedicated to horror artists of all kinds, especially my friend who makes the freakishly good masks over at “Man Behind The Mask Productions.”

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They found his corpse in the walk in freezer, slumped against the door, icicle tears cracking the skin of his cheeks.

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I hear him say, “are you nice and snug in there, room for one more?”

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I tried to ignore her but she kept asking, so I took out my earbuds and told her I was listening to The Clash.

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“Mommy, can we feed the goats next- do you see that pretty one with the horns?”

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Doc says my recovery from the resective lobectomy went extremely well, but I’m not so sure.

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"Thank you," she smiled as she patted her pregnant belly. "I agree, this one will make a favorable sacrifice."

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The poor creature thrashed and cried out, but in the end it was captured.

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We’ve bred wolves into chihuahuas and great danes.

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I want to kill that bastard for what he did to my little girl.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dedicated to horror artists of all kinds, especially my friend who makes the freakishly good masks over at “Man Behind The Mask Productions.”	73
They found his corpse in the walk in freezer, slumped against the door, icicle tears cracking the skin of his cheeks.	72
I hear him say, “are you nice and snug in there, room for one more?”	70
I tried to ignore her but she kept asking, so I took out my earbuds and told her I was listening to The Clash.	70
“Mommy, can we feed the goats next- do you see that pretty one with the horns?”	70
Doc says my recovery from the resective lobectomy went extremely well, but I’m not so sure.	69
"Thank you," she smiled as she patted her pregnant belly. "I agree, this one will make a favorable sacrifice."	69
The poor creature thrashed and cried out, but in the end it was captured.	69
We’ve bred wolves into chihuahuas and great danes.	68
I want to kill that bastard for what he did to my little girl.	66