/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My kid came back from school with a black eye.

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“Grandma, what big eyes you have!”

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omg I can’t believe I’m doing this, but he offered me A LOT of money to star in a dirty video.

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I went to the future to see if humans would ever learn to get along.

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Most people don’t understand this, but high-kill shelters can be more humane than no-kill shelters.

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I think it’s kinda misleading and unfair to call black girls “chocolate” and white girls “vanilla”...

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She leaned in for a closer look and gasped: "Oh my god it's so fucking big!"

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You pray to God.

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New target ordered, use the enclosed information to track them down and terminate.

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I thought it was just your typical porn shoot.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My kid came back from school with a black eye.	65
“Grandma, what big eyes you have!”	63
omg I can’t believe I’m doing this, but he offered me A LOT of money to star in a dirty video.	62
I went to the future to see if humans would ever learn to get along.	62
Most people don’t understand this, but high-kill shelters can be more humane than no-kill shelters.	62
I think it’s kinda misleading and unfair to call black girls “chocolate” and white girls “vanilla”...	62
She leaned in for a closer look and gasped: "Oh my god it's so fucking big!"	62
You pray to God.	61
New target ordered, use the enclosed information to track them down and terminate.	61
I thought it was just your typical porn shoot.	61