/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“What are you talking about- why is there a missing persons report about me?

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“If that bastard wins the election he’s going to dig into all our fortunes and redistribute to the goddamned losers at the bottom!”

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"My son, you're going to be famous, nobody's ever survived a species reassignment surgery before!"

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“Men, the truth is grim: we’ve used the last of our rations- but we will NOT starve!”

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Hey my girlfriend and I can't agree, please help.

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You have the prettiest eyes!

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I used super glue to stick the empty gun in his palm.

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My mate and I tremble in fear as the predator’s mouth plunges into our den, it’s wet jaws snap hungrily toward my babies.

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Just picked up some neon orange paint from home depot.

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I've always been fascinated by human behavior, that's why I'm a people watcher...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“What are you talking about- why is there a missing persons report about me?	52
“If that bastard wins the election he’s going to dig into all our fortunes and redistribute to the goddamned losers at the bottom!”	52
"My son, you're going to be famous, nobody's ever survived a species reassignment surgery before!"	52
“Men, the truth is grim: we’ve used the last of our rations- but we will NOT starve!”	51
Hey my girlfriend and I can't agree, please help.	51
You have the prettiest eyes!	50
I used super glue to stick the empty gun in his palm.	49
My mate and I tremble in fear as the predator’s mouth plunges into our den, it’s wet jaws snap hungrily toward my babies.	48
Just picked up some neon orange paint from home depot.	48
I've always been fascinated by human behavior, that's why I'm a people watcher...	48