/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“This is the most tender meat I’ve ever tasted, what is it?”

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“Woof, woof, woof!”

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I had the chance to ask God a second question: why is mankind so violent?

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She whispered, and it was like her breath on his ear was all he could feel: “the only thing I want to do is get you hard.”

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I monitor my husbands profile and the other day some bitch came asking so I sent her a pic of his naked body.

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I really want to bone that girl she’s exactly my type.

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“I’m not a serial killer.”

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My body is a temple.

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My son just told me he was gay...

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Last week I had a dream: I was eating the most delicious meat I'd ever had in my life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“This is the most tender meat I’ve ever tasted, what is it?”	32
“Woof, woof, woof!”	32
I had the chance to ask God a second question: why is mankind so violent?	32
She whispered, and it was like her breath on his ear was all he could feel: “the only thing I want to do is get you hard.”	32
I monitor my husbands profile and the other day some bitch came asking so I sent her a pic of his naked body.	32
I really want to bone that girl she’s exactly my type.	31
“I’m not a serial killer.”	31
My body is a temple.	31
My son just told me he was gay...	31
Last week I had a dream: I was eating the most delicious meat I'd ever had in my life.	31