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Father McKenzie took out the sharpened spoon and sighed- this was probably the tenth time that Peter had confessed the sin of viewing pornography.

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infection symptoms: the genetically modified bacteria produce intense tactile hallucinations in the host- a deep, unbearable itching.

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She said she wanted me to eat her pussy!

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I shouted to the crowd before me, “Happy Ash Wednesday!”

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This is definitely the coolest box subscription of all time!

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I woke up with a really painful zit, and went to the mirror to pop it.

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We couldn't think of a name for the baby, so we chose on a whim- from a monument we saw in the cemetery.

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A black boy swung in the breeze, a warning nailed to his body: 'he raped a white woman'.

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Found an easy way to get my husband to stop looking at porn.

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I’m really more of a dog person myself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Father McKenzie took out the sharpened spoon and sighed- this was probably the tenth time that Peter had confessed the sin of viewing pornography.	21
infection symptoms: the genetically modified bacteria produce intense tactile hallucinations in the host- a deep, unbearable itching.	21
She said she wanted me to eat her pussy!	21
I shouted to the crowd before me, “Happy Ash Wednesday!”	21
This is definitely the coolest box subscription of all time!	21
I woke up with a really painful zit, and went to the mirror to pop it.	21
We couldn't think of a name for the baby, so we chose on a whim- from a monument we saw in the cemetery.	20
A black boy swung in the breeze, a warning nailed to his body: 'he raped a white woman'.	20
Found an easy way to get my husband to stop looking at porn.	20
I’m really more of a dog person myself.	20