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I shouted to the crowd before me, “Happy Ash Wednesday!”

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“Up-sey daisey pipsey poo, you get up or I’ll get you!”

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Father McKenzie took out the sharpened spoon and sighed- this was probably the tenth time that Peter had confessed the sin of viewing pornography.

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This is definitely the coolest box subscription of all time!

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She said she wanted me to eat her pussy!

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Just sitting here, jacking it.

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infection symptoms: the genetically modified bacteria produce intense tactile hallucinations in the host- a deep, unbearable itching.

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“Roger that Control, I’m maneuvering back towards the airlo— shit....”

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The news keeps sayin’ that people who don’t get the vaccine will die.

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These antivaxxer parents are so paranoid and insane.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I shouted to the crowd before me, “Happy Ash Wednesday!”	21
“Up-sey daisey pipsey poo, you get up or I’ll get you!”	21
Father McKenzie took out the sharpened spoon and sighed- this was probably the tenth time that Peter had confessed the sin of viewing pornography.	21
This is definitely the coolest box subscription of all time!	21
She said she wanted me to eat her pussy!	21
Just sitting here, jacking it.	21
infection symptoms: the genetically modified bacteria produce intense tactile hallucinations in the host- a deep, unbearable itching.	21
“Roger that Control, I’m maneuvering back towards the airlo— shit....”	21
The news keeps sayin’ that people who don’t get the vaccine will die.	21
These antivaxxer parents are so paranoid and insane.	21