/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Condoms are the tools of the devil!”

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The voices keep warning me that my first born is going to be a terrible tyrant and a violent warlord.

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The boy climbed under the bridge and huddled against the wind.

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The kids on my bus always make fun of me, to them I’m a real joke.

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“I told you to keep your fucking mouth shut!”

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I went to a chiropractor for my nerve pain.

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Almost a year ago, they created the bacteria to aggressively “eat” plastics, in the hopes of cleaning up the massive problem of pollution.

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It's not really a full blown fetish, but it definitely does give me some secret satisfaction....

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I know what it’s like to work up the courage to ask a girl out and then get rejected...

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Everybody seems to think old folks going senile is a tragedy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Condoms are the tools of the devil!”	18
The voices keep warning me that my first born is going to be a terrible tyrant and a violent warlord.	18
The boy climbed under the bridge and huddled against the wind.	18
The kids on my bus always make fun of me, to them I’m a real joke.	18
“I told you to keep your fucking mouth shut!”	18
I went to a chiropractor for my nerve pain.	18
Almost a year ago, they created the bacteria to aggressively “eat” plastics, in the hopes of cleaning up the massive problem of pollution.	18
It's not really a full blown fetish, but it definitely does give me some secret satisfaction....	18
I know what it’s like to work up the courage to ask a girl out and then get rejected...	18
Everybody seems to think old folks going senile is a tragedy.	18