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Necrophilia is super weird.

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He looked out the small window at concrete and a street he’d never seen before.

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"The great thing about these de-boning machines, is they don't know or care what kind of carcass they process.

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Welcome to hell.

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Anybody know where I can post my skin peeling video, since the mods at r/oddlysatisfying didn't like it?

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God blessed me with the ability to read people- if someone is suffering, I’m able to see it in their face.

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Everybody already knows our phones are listening, we've all seen ads pop up for stuff we were just talking about...

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I need to make a police report but I don’t want to embarrass myself by saying the wrong thing....

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I'm close enough to smell her, and she still has no idea I'm behind her.

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My kid thinks it's hilarious to dress up in red and pretend he's Deadpool- the little punk even runs around pretending to break the fourth wall.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Necrophilia is super weird.	17
He looked out the small window at concrete and a street he’d never seen before.	17
"The great thing about these de-boning machines, is they don't know or care what kind of carcass they process.	17
Welcome to hell.	17
Anybody know where I can post my skin peeling video, since the mods at r/oddlysatisfying didn't like it?	17
God blessed me with the ability to read people- if someone is suffering, I’m able to see it in their face.	17
Everybody already knows our phones are listening, we've all seen ads pop up for stuff we were just talking about...	17
I need to make a police report but I don’t want to embarrass myself by saying the wrong thing....	17
I'm close enough to smell her, and she still has no idea I'm behind her.	17
My kid thinks it's hilarious to dress up in red and pretend he's Deadpool- the little punk even runs around pretending to break the fourth wall.	17