/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a flutter!

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Human flesh is actually quite good, AMA!

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Requesting both an Uber and a Lyft at the same time is a great way to entertain yourself with the element of chance.

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The people freaked out and hoarded supplies but they eventually entered isolation willingly enough.

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“Fucking LEGOs all over the floor!”

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The other day I was shooting target practice and I heard a yelp!

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She said she wanted to leave.

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I wanted to have a masterful command over the spoken word, so I wished for a gilded tongue.

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I monitor all my husbands social media, and I use his profiles to flirt with any girl who shows an interest.

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Mom sided with my brother, so it's only fair that she died with him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a flutter!	14
Human flesh is actually quite good, AMA!	14
Requesting both an Uber and a Lyft at the same time is a great way to entertain yourself with the element of chance.	14
The people freaked out and hoarded supplies but they eventually entered isolation willingly enough.	14
“Fucking LEGOs all over the floor!”	14
The other day I was shooting target practice and I heard a yelp!	14
She said she wanted to leave.	14
I wanted to have a masterful command over the spoken word, so I wished for a gilded tongue.	14
I monitor all my husbands social media, and I use his profiles to flirt with any girl who shows an interest.	14
Mom sided with my brother, so it's only fair that she died with him.	14