/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Really good to meet you, what should we have for lunch?”

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Got to work, ready to punch in.

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I was trapped and desperate, when I finally got my hands on a rabbit I tore into it with my teeth.

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“My boyfriend always joked that since he was actually a werewolf, I’d end up giving birth to a pup.”

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My heart leaps for joy when I overhear my captors talking outside the door: “Tony, boss says we got the wrong guy, wants us to fix that.”

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It can be dangerous to give a big dog small bones, they might choke.

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“Oh, I’m about to bust a nut!”

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His feet were up on the dash.

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I’m gonna prank my chem class so good this April fools.

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I try to nurture my son's creativity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Really good to meet you, what should we have for lunch?”	10
Got to work, ready to punch in.	10
I was trapped and desperate, when I finally got my hands on a rabbit I tore into it with my teeth.	10
“My boyfriend always joked that since he was actually a werewolf, I’d end up giving birth to a pup.”	10
My heart leaps for joy when I overhear my captors talking outside the door: “Tony, boss says we got the wrong guy, wants us to fix that.”	10
It can be dangerous to give a big dog small bones, they might choke.	10
“Oh, I’m about to bust a nut!”	10
His feet were up on the dash.	10
I’m gonna prank my chem class so good this April fools.	10
I try to nurture my son's creativity.	10