/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I keep trying to remind myself: I’m doing this to protect my country.

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My wife wants to stop but she’s a porn addict.

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I was so happy when the older boys invited me to go for a dip at the "facultative pond", I thought I was finally making friends.

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I frantically worked to stop the bleeding, then cleaned and dressed his wound.

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I just saw some frat boy wearing a shirt that said “no fat chicks.”

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I see London, I see France.

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My husband and I are both down to play with OPP.

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These goddamn driverless cars are going to fucking ruin our profits!

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📩⚠️URGENT⚠️ DO NOT PUBLISH THIS RESEARCH!!!”

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My fetish is admittedly, kind of weird.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I keep trying to remind myself: I’m doing this to protect my country.	10
My wife wants to stop but she’s a porn addict.	10
I was so happy when the older boys invited me to go for a dip at the "facultative pond", I thought I was finally making friends.	10
I frantically worked to stop the bleeding, then cleaned and dressed his wound.	10
I just saw some frat boy wearing a shirt that said “no fat chicks.”	10
I see London, I see France.	10
My husband and I are both down to play with OPP.	10
These goddamn driverless cars are going to fucking ruin our profits!	10
📩⚠️URGENT⚠️ DO NOT PUBLISH THIS RESEARCH!!!”	10
My fetish is admittedly, kind of weird.	10