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Contrary to popular belief, the earwig beetle does not naturally seek out human ear canals for shelter.

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Dad went to check on the noise outside... he’s been gone for 40 minutes.

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I've always spayed all my pets.

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PSA- testicular torsion is a painful, traumatic injury to the teste, where it twists inside the scrotum....

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The power's been out for the past 8 weeks, and no running water for half as long. You just heard a mob of hungry survivors tear down your neighbor's door, and now their pounding at yours.

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My kid won't stop playing those violent video games where you shoot random people on the street.

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Nothing better than farm fresh produce!

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He hadn't returned my calls for the past three weeks so I drove over to check on him.

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Rufus must have been trying to protect me.

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Grandma said we’re gonna bake cookies!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Contrary to popular belief, the earwig beetle does not naturally seek out human ear canals for shelter.	8
Dad went to check on the noise outside... he’s been gone for 40 minutes.	8
I've always spayed all my pets.	8
PSA- testicular torsion is a painful, traumatic injury to the teste, where it twists inside the scrotum....	8
The power's been out for the past 8 weeks, and no running water for half as long. You just heard a mob of hungry survivors tear down your neighbor's door, and now their pounding at yours.	8
My kid won't stop playing those violent video games where you shoot random people on the street.	8
Nothing better than farm fresh produce!	8
He hadn't returned my calls for the past three weeks so I drove over to check on him.	8
Rufus must have been trying to protect me.	8
Grandma said we’re gonna bake cookies!	8