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Our health teacher couldn’t get a copy of “The Miracle of Life” to show in class.

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"Quick, bring the fattest kids up front, make sure they have a couple toys and healthy looking food- clean water- in every single cage!"

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CPR brought me back from death and I learned it’s not just that your life flashes before your eyes....

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“Shit, the water treatment facility just suffered a critical failure!”

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I could hear it in my head- a perfect song, a fully arranged masterpiece.

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I like choosing my meals from whole foods.

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I always look forward to the letters that come in the mail.

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The forced breeding program is going better than we expected!

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I almost came when she wrapped both her hands around my shaft and whispered: "Holy shit- you're so... fucking... hard!" NSFW

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Call me a follower, whatever, but I'm finally jumping on the all-organic bandwagon.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Our health teacher couldn’t get a copy of “The Miracle of Life” to show in class.	10
"Quick, bring the fattest kids up front, make sure they have a couple toys and healthy looking food- clean water- in every single cage!"	10
CPR brought me back from death and I learned it’s not just that your life flashes before your eyes....	10
“Shit, the water treatment facility just suffered a critical failure!”	10
I could hear it in my head- a perfect song, a fully arranged masterpiece.	10
I like choosing my meals from whole foods.	10
I always look forward to the letters that come in the mail.	10
The forced breeding program is going better than we expected!	10
I almost came when she wrapped both her hands around my shaft and whispered: "Holy shit- you're so... fucking... hard!" NSFW	10
Call me a follower, whatever, but I'm finally jumping on the all-organic bandwagon.	10