/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It’s pretty easy to convince those foolish pilgrims that the Saint’s body is truly incorruptible.

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My son came home from school, and told me he didn’t eat lunch because Tommy stole his lunch money.

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“I want help you, but I cannot.”

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People always ask me why I would do such a thing...

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“I can’t believe the women’s tug-of-war world champion is actually stroking my dick, I’ve gotta be the luckiest- OUCH, no- what are you doing!?”

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I've always thought my reflection looked almost too human, just kind of fake around the edges...

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Timmy's mom always told him to make a point of playing with the kids who seem lonely.

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"They call us eco-terrorists, but it has never been our goal to hurt or even scare humanity-"

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“Great work out there, Pestilence!”

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Before she even felt the tip of his tongue pressed against her skin, she was wet from anticipation.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It’s pretty easy to convince those foolish pilgrims that the Saint’s body is truly incorruptible.	15
My son came home from school, and told me he didn’t eat lunch because Tommy stole his lunch money.	15
“I want help you, but I cannot.”	15
People always ask me why I would do such a thing...	15
“I can’t believe the women’s tug-of-war world champion is actually stroking my dick, I’ve gotta be the luckiest- OUCH, no- what are you doing!?”	15
I've always thought my reflection looked almost too human, just kind of fake around the edges...	15
Timmy's mom always told him to make a point of playing with the kids who seem lonely.	15
"They call us eco-terrorists, but it has never been our goal to hurt or even scare humanity-"	15
“Great work out there, Pestilence!”	15
Before she even felt the tip of his tongue pressed against her skin, she was wet from anticipation.	15