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I got a job down at the daycare!

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The kidnapper said “the door’s unlocked- but this is your last chance to leave.”

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The obesity epidemic is getting out of control, and these fatties just don't wanna work for their health.

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It was fascinating to see how the tendons, muscles, and ligaments in the hand interact, when there’s no skin covering them up.

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“They taste right but they seem kinda small, for Rocky Mountain oysters....”

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I came hard and flopped down beside her, grinning ear to ear, “you like that D, baby?”

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The company pay is shit, that’s why I do it.

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Just saw on apple news....

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It was the most vivid wet dream I'd ever had.

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I finished my tall glass of “extra pulp” orange juice and tipped up the glass to see if I could coax out the remaining pulp.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got a job down at the daycare!	12
The kidnapper said “the door’s unlocked- but this is your last chance to leave.”	12
The obesity epidemic is getting out of control, and these fatties just don't wanna work for their health.	12
It was fascinating to see how the tendons, muscles, and ligaments in the hand interact, when there’s no skin covering them up.	12
“They taste right but they seem kinda small, for Rocky Mountain oysters....”	12
I came hard and flopped down beside her, grinning ear to ear, “you like that D, baby?”	12
The company pay is shit, that’s why I do it.	12
Just saw on apple news....	12
It was the most vivid wet dream I'd ever had.	12
I finished my tall glass of “extra pulp” orange juice and tipped up the glass to see if I could coax out the remaining pulp.	12