/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Oh my god, it says the lube we used was just recalled!”

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“Dad, guess what I actually have the force or maybe spider-sense- for real!”

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The ravens showed up when we were on the brink of starvation and spoke, “we will lead you to food!”

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My ear's been hurting so bad, I had to go to the ENT.

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The kidnapper said “the door’s unlocked- but this is your last chance to leave.”

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Dr. Rosenbaum had said, “I urge you to reconsider, the whooping cough can be deadly for new borns and the vaccine is practically painless.”

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“Your lucky to be alive, what so you think made him forget the attack and run away?”

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I got a job down at the daycare!

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He almost came the moment he slid into her- she felt even better than he'd imagined.

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I was so excited I forgot to pull out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh my god, it says the lube we used was just recalled!”	12
“Dad, guess what I actually have the force or maybe spider-sense- for real!”	12
The ravens showed up when we were on the brink of starvation and spoke, “we will lead you to food!”	12
My ear's been hurting so bad, I had to go to the ENT.	12
The kidnapper said “the door’s unlocked- but this is your last chance to leave.”	12
Dr. Rosenbaum had said, “I urge you to reconsider, the whooping cough can be deadly for new borns and the vaccine is practically painless.”	12
“Your lucky to be alive, what so you think made him forget the attack and run away?”	12
I got a job down at the daycare!	12
He almost came the moment he slid into her- she felt even better than he'd imagined.	12
I was so excited I forgot to pull out.	12