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You have really nice teeth!

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I'm planning to go to Sunny Tree Farms tomorrow since there's a special on the 'pick-your-own-apples'!

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"What are you going to do to me?"

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Did I remember to lock the front door?

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The new neighbors moved in yesterday and I'm super happy...

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According to the official police report, this was a simple mistake: they raided the wrong address.

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I gripped the wheel, my trailer empty to the dust: 35,000 pounds of power tearing down the interstate at 75 miles per hour.

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It was so nice of that kind old woman across the street to knit a blanket for our newborn.

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“Mama, mama!”

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omg I hooked up with a total hottie last night, and there’s enough meat on him to share 🤤

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You have really nice teeth!	13
I'm planning to go to Sunny Tree Farms tomorrow since there's a special on the 'pick-your-own-apples'!	13
"What are you going to do to me?"	13
Did I remember to lock the front door?	13
The new neighbors moved in yesterday and I'm super happy...	13
According to the official police report, this was a simple mistake: they raided the wrong address.	13
I gripped the wheel, my trailer empty to the dust: 35,000 pounds of power tearing down the interstate at 75 miles per hour.	13
It was so nice of that kind old woman across the street to knit a blanket for our newborn.	13
“Mama, mama!”	13
omg I hooked up with a total hottie last night, and there’s enough meat on him to share 🤤	13