/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"What are you going to do to me?"

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“Pierre, it’s finally time to meet your father.”

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Did I remember to lock the front door?

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omg I hooked up with a total hottie last night, and there’s enough meat on him to share 🤤

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I finally found a dogsitter I can afford, and the man who runs the place is so nice!

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Irresponsible bastards keep polluting the world’s water ways with plastic waste.

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You have really nice teeth!

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I'm planning to go to Sunny Tree Farms tomorrow since there's a special on the 'pick-your-own-apples'!

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The new neighbors moved in yesterday and I'm super happy...

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He opened the door and saw the rose petals scattered across the stairs with a single-word note laid on on each step.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"What are you going to do to me?"	13
“Pierre, it’s finally time to meet your father.”	13
Did I remember to lock the front door?	13
omg I hooked up with a total hottie last night, and there’s enough meat on him to share 🤤	13
I finally found a dogsitter I can afford, and the man who runs the place is so nice!	13
Irresponsible bastards keep polluting the world’s water ways with plastic waste.	13
You have really nice teeth!	13
I'm planning to go to Sunny Tree Farms tomorrow since there's a special on the 'pick-your-own-apples'!	13
The new neighbors moved in yesterday and I'm super happy...	13
He opened the door and saw the rose petals scattered across the stairs with a single-word note laid on on each step.	13