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You ever get weird vibes from somebody and you can’t explain it?

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Each device is perfectly reconstructed, and faithful to the artifacts we’ve uncovered. NSFW

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An eyelash fell into my eye, and I tried to fish it out....

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We met on tinder.

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Group MSG: YOOOOO, can you 2 lovebirds 🐥❤️ go get a ducking room, nobody wants to see you guys eating face!

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“Hey Sue, how’s your boy Tommy doing?”

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Our lord gave the rally cry and we charged, we thought we were ready for blood!

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Handing out pamphlets isn’t going to win us any converts.

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Can somebody help how do I remove finger prints from a murder scene?

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“Here we go baby, just the tip!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You ever get weird vibes from somebody and you can’t explain it?	9
Each device is perfectly reconstructed, and faithful to the artifacts we’ve uncovered. NSFW	9
An eyelash fell into my eye, and I tried to fish it out....	9
We met on tinder.	9
Group MSG: YOOOOO, can you 2 lovebirds 🐥❤️ go get a ducking room, nobody wants to see you guys eating face!	9
“Hey Sue, how’s your boy Tommy doing?”	9
Our lord gave the rally cry and we charged, we thought we were ready for blood!	9
Handing out pamphlets isn’t going to win us any converts.	9
Can somebody help how do I remove finger prints from a murder scene?	9
“Here we go baby, just the tip!”	9