/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She’s beautiful so of course I totally dig her.

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As a surgeon, I’m supposed to take things out of my patients while they’re conked out.

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Yes, you can get ticks from jumping in leaf piles.

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He trembled with excitement as he rolled away the stone: finally he had found the secret tomb of Jesus!

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“Bro, girls like that are always dtf, you can just tell.”

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I can't fucking stand my wife, but obviously I can't outright murder her.

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I just found out my wife is acting on her double penetration fantasy with her ex and a neighbor, so I'm racing home to make that a triple penetration....

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I used to have nightmares about a witch who lived in the trap of the toilet- she’d reach out with her claws, grab my privates, and drag me away like a turd.

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What in the actual fuck is tapping at the door?

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Rufus never came in after his night-time potty.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She’s beautiful so of course I totally dig her.	9
As a surgeon, I’m supposed to take things out of my patients while they’re conked out.	9
Yes, you can get ticks from jumping in leaf piles.	9
He trembled with excitement as he rolled away the stone: finally he had found the secret tomb of Jesus!	9
“Bro, girls like that are always dtf, you can just tell.”	9
I can't fucking stand my wife, but obviously I can't outright murder her.	9
I just found out my wife is acting on her double penetration fantasy with her ex and a neighbor, so I'm racing home to make that a triple penetration....	9
I used to have nightmares about a witch who lived in the trap of the toilet- she’d reach out with her claws, grab my privates, and drag me away like a turd.	9
What in the actual fuck is tapping at the door?	9
Rufus never came in after his night-time potty.	9