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The teacher asks for a volunteer from your group, to give the presentation...

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She’s due any day now, that’s why I’ve been slipping her blood thinners with every meal.

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I was given a chance to look into parallel universes, so I looked up my alternate lives in the hopes that I'd find out what makes me happy.

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I didn’t steal the neighbors dog, I’m only borrowing it.

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The rest are barking so much, but the gray one in the far cage is speaking and he sounds like he’s such a good dog.

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The night settled into his bones and the fear he once held now fled from his body.

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"Free will is actually an illusion, your actions and feelings are merely the mathematical total of a handful of chemical interactions inside your brain."

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Look, your story simply isn’t going to make the best sellers list if you are still alive.

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Since coming back to the states I've noticed a lot more floaters than normal, so I had my eye doctor take a look.

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Monday Feb 24th- finally got switched to the night shift at Pete’s Play Emporium.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The teacher asks for a volunteer from your group, to give the presentation...	9
She’s due any day now, that’s why I’ve been slipping her blood thinners with every meal.	9
I was given a chance to look into parallel universes, so I looked up my alternate lives in the hopes that I'd find out what makes me happy.	9
I didn’t steal the neighbors dog, I’m only borrowing it.	9
The rest are barking so much, but the gray one in the far cage is speaking and he sounds like he’s such a good dog.	9
The night settled into his bones and the fear he once held now fled from his body.	9
"Free will is actually an illusion, your actions and feelings are merely the mathematical total of a handful of chemical interactions inside your brain."	9
Look, your story simply isn’t going to make the best sellers list if you are still alive.	8
Since coming back to the states I've noticed a lot more floaters than normal, so I had my eye doctor take a look.	8
Monday Feb 24th- finally got switched to the night shift at Pete’s Play Emporium.	8