/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Self driving cars were much safer than human driven ones.

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I looked up at the savage, doglike face and feared the snap of those jaws, so I begged.

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When I was a kid I was so bummed vampires weren’t real, because I really wanted to be one.

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He tapped her lower abdomen and whispered “I think I’ll make you some scrambled eggs.”

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I’m definitely gonna give her the dick.

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I asked God, “what is to be my life’s greatest accomplishment?”

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A fly landed on my arm and I slapped it.

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I won the contract to remodel and maintain that new “haunted house” attraction!

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"God hates them, they are a wicked, sinful people and their ways are of the Devil!"

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I just realized I’ve been wasting WAY too much time on reddit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Self driving cars were much safer than human driven ones.	8
I looked up at the savage, doglike face and feared the snap of those jaws, so I begged.	8
When I was a kid I was so bummed vampires weren’t real, because I really wanted to be one.	8
He tapped her lower abdomen and whispered “I think I’ll make you some scrambled eggs.”	8
I’m definitely gonna give her the dick.	8
I asked God, “what is to be my life’s greatest accomplishment?”	8
A fly landed on my arm and I slapped it.	8
I won the contract to remodel and maintain that new “haunted house” attraction!	8
"God hates them, they are a wicked, sinful people and their ways are of the Devil!"	8
I just realized I’ve been wasting WAY too much time on reddit.	8